What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 18:12

You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Scientists Stunned as Rare Phenomenon Emerges from Arctic’s Icy Depths - Indian Defence Review
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
How do you say "have fun" in French?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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